Sunday, May 11, 2008

Touché, Antonio.

Yesterday at dinner we had pork chops and rice. As I was finishing my rice, I noticed a tiny little pink thing under a carrot... A tiny little pink thing known as a shrimp. When I looked again, I found lots of tiny little pink things.... Antonio tricked me and gave me the shrimp rice instead of the vegetarian rice, and being as trusting as I am, I ate it all and never bothered to question it! I asked him if he knew he did it and he said yes!!! He said he knew that I would like it if I tried it.

I was owned by Antonio.

The worst part of it all? It was the best rice I have ever had... in my life.

Spaniards: 3
Gringos: 0

Nicely played, sir.

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